Mudcat Café message #1335045 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #75653   Message #1335045
Posted By: John MacKenzie
22-Nov-04 - 04:16 AM
Thread Name: BS: Silly rhymes anyone?
Subject: RE: BS: Silly rhyms anyone?
Skinny malinkey lang legs big banana feet
Went tae the pictures and couldnae get a seat
Whent he got a seat he fell fast asleep
Skinny malinkey lang legs big bannana feet.

Ma Maw threw me a jeely piece,
She threw it frae the windae
It hit the wummin doon below
An' she kicked up a shindy.

My Maw's a millionaire
Blue eyes and curly hair
Doon amang the eskimos
Playin' a game o' dominoes
My Maw's a millionaire

When I was a wee wee tot
They put me on my wee wee pot
To see if I would wee or not
When they saw that I did not
They put me in my wee wee cot
And there I wee'd an awful lot
Wee Wee

Who farted?
Wee Annie
Dae it again hen
Ah canny!