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Thread #75653   Message #1334871
Posted By: JennyO
21-Nov-04 - 09:51 PM
Thread Name: BS: Silly rhymes anyone?
Subject: RE: BS: Silly rhyms anyone?
Mary had a little lamb
Was given her to keep
It followed her around until
It died from lack of sleep.

Mary had a little lamb
With mint sauce, baked potatoes, peas and gravy.....

The boy stood in the banquet hall
When all but he had fled
He'd finished off the cakes and jam
And nearly done the bread.

"This is my thirteenth cup of tea!"
He cried in accents wild
"Just one more crust, before I ****"
(He was a vulgar child)

There came a burst of thunder sound
The boy, oh where was he?
Just ask the maids who swept him up
All cakes - and jam - and tea.