Mudcat Café message #1333470 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #75653   Message #1333470
Posted By: Dave Hanson
20-Nov-04 - 08:42 AM
Thread Name: BS: Silly rhymes anyone?
Subject: RE: BS: Silly rhyms anyone?
The boy stood on the burning deck,
His arsehole to the mast,
He didn't dare to budge an inch,
Till Oscar Wilde had passed.

But Oscar was a wily sod.
He threw the lad a fritter,
When he bent down to pick it up,
WHAM, six inch up his shitter.

But our lad knew a thing or two,
He too had been to school,
He did a double summersault,
And broke poo Oscars tool