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Thread #75653   Message #1331567
Posted By: Bill D
18-Nov-04 - 05:55 PM
Thread Name: BS: Silly rhymes anyone?
Subject: RE: BS: Silly rhyms anyone?
'Tis the Arabian bird alone
Lives chaste, because there is but one.
But had kind nature made them two,
They would like doves & sparrows do.

shortest poem:


Mary had a little plane,
And in it she would frisk.
But when she flew it upside down,
Her little *.

Thirty days hath Septober,
April, June and no wonder.
All the rest have peanut butter...
Except my grandmother, who has a little red tricycle.

(all those who 'think' they know other versions of this are simply confused..THIS is the authentic, original version!)

There goes the Wapiti,
Hippity, Hoppiti.

The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks,
Which practically conceal it's sex.
I think it clever of the turtle
In such a fix, to be so fertile.

(last two from Ogden Nash)