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Thread #14130   Message #1254505
Posted By: Chris Green
23-Aug-04 - 11:10 AM
Thread Name: What is the worst song you ever heard?
Subject: RE: What is the worst song you ever heard?
There was one my dad used to have a copy of which began

This pullover
That you give to me
I will wear it
For eternity.

The most awful one I've heard recently was from an aspiring songwriter (who shall remain nameless) who wanted my band to perform it. I can't bring myself to quote it in its diabolical entirety but one phrase that made want to gnaw my own foot off went

Then we shall be together
Just you and me
Just like two fish
In the open sea.

Buttock-clenchingly piss-poor!