Mudcat Café message #1185858 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #69713   Message #1185858
Posted By: Joe_F
14-May-04 - 06:44 PM
Thread Name: Hitler Has Only Got One Ball
Subject: RE: Hitler Has Only Got One Ball
Where was the engine-driver
When the boiler burst?

They found his ballocks
A thousand miles away,
Floating
Upon the Hudson Bay,
His arsehole
Was up a flagpole,
And his penis in [insert name of eating house you wish to insult]

Heard in Scotland, 1959