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Thread #14130   Message #1137569
Posted By: JennyO
15-Mar-04 - 08:55 PM
Thread Name: What is the worst song you ever heard?
Subject: RE: What is the worst song you ever heard?
I vaguely remember a thing called "5 minute love affair". It was sort of spoken by someone with a deep and mournful voice, and accompanied by a twangy guitar backing.

I don't remember most of the words, but towards the end there were these fragments that I remember -

After she had taken me for all that *****
She left me **** *** ********, and smouldering all alone

and the final punchline -

You think I have no feelings, cos I'm just a cigarette.

Anyone else remember more of this?