Mudcat Café message #1104459 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #66505   Message #1104459
Posted By: Liz the Squeak
29-Jan-04 - 01:30 PM
Thread Name: Kendall in hospital (not any more)
Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
"AHHHH SHIT!!!! For what's worth, this test is a piece of cake."   

Oh yeah? Would that be the cake that's been left out in the rain? Because mine yesterday certainly didn't feel like any chocolate gateau I've ever had!

Seriously, hope yours is no more painful than mine was, and less if possible, because I know what a big girls blouse you are.

They shave the naughty bits because that's where the femoral vein can be easily accessed. It's a really weird feeling being able to watch your own heart beat knowing it's being controlled by the surgeon who is practically up to his elbows in your naughty bits.

Oh and by the way, your naughty bits will be an interesting shade of purple tomorrow.

I just know that as soon as the wound stops hurting, the stubble rash will start..... Guuuuuhhh!

Oh and Kendall? Try and avoid going up stairs. Down is OK but up hurts like the very devil!

LTS - she of Mohican Minge and Purple Pussy