Mudcat Café message #1092826 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #39443   Message #1092826
Posted By: Michael
14-Jan-04 - 05:36 PM
Thread Name: Farting in Public
Subject: RE: Farting in Public
My Gran, a saintly old lady we always thought when we were young, taught us the '--in Church or chapel let it rattle' one (see above) and: A fart's a fart and not a crime, it gives the bowels ease, it warms the bed in winter time and suffocates the fleas.'