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Thread #64592   Message #1060122
Posted By: Rapparee
24-Nov-03 - 05:37 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Marminator
Subject: RE: BS: The Marminator
Ah, Brucie, I have the 9th Armored Division, the 5th Special Forces Group, the 11th Airborne, the SAS, SBS, and two regiments of Scottish Highlanders on retainer. Also the US Navy's Pacific Fleet and the Siberian Forces of the Russian Army.

There are 1,403 girl scout troops, 734 Brownie Troops, and 8 Senior Girls Scout troops waiting (the Senior Girls Scouts are my personal advisers). 814 Boy Scouts and 875 Explorer Scouts also will want payment. And then there are all the camerapeople, grippeople, bestboypeople, molepeople, costumepeople, makeuppeople, lightingpeople, and extras. Not to mention all the cossacks, cowboys, and cavalry (and their horses).

And what should I do about the population of the nation of Marzunda? They want their fish!

And all those explosives! Do you have any idea of the cost of those thermonuclear bombs you wanted so badly?????

To whom do I sent the bills? Little Hawk or you?