Mudcat Café message #1058064 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #64592   Message #1058064
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
20-Nov-03 - 05:29 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Marminator
Subject: RE: BS: The Marminator
A smarmy schoolmarm was feeding a marmalade and marmite sandwich to her pet marmots and marmosets while sitting on Mount Marmolada and wishing she was sailing on the Sea of Marmara instead. She got so caught up in her daydream about the Sea of Marmara that the sandwich became marmoreal and neither the marmots nor the marmosets would eat it.