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Thread #63983   Message #1046864
Posted By: wilbyhillbilly
03-Nov-03 - 11:56 AM
Thread Name: BS: Graffiti Anyone?
Subject: RE: BS: Graffiti Anyone?
From THE GRAFFITI FILE by Nigel Rees 1981 (George Allen and Unwin Publishers)

Be Alert- Your Country needs LERTS

Buy Blitish. (On the wall of a Datsun Distributor, UK)

Drink wet cement and get really stoned

Sexual intercourse after death
Is this what is meant by getting laid in your grave?

Dyslexia lures. KO

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Jesus Saves.
Save yourself, Jesus is tired.

Texans are living proof that Indians screwed buffaloes.

Help the Police. Beat yourself up.

Kindly refrain from writing on my rocks. Thank you. Signed GOD.
(in six feet high letters on granite rocks by remote desert road
in Western Australia)

Little Red Riding Hood is a Russian contraceptive.

These are just a few of hundreds in this book.