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Roger the zimmer Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! (126* d) RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! 26 Jul 99

OK, I promise not to sing or play my kazoo, but can I tell you a story?
Priest in confessional: Yes?
? Man:Father, I'm 80 years old, have led a blameless life up till last night when I went to a low bar [could it have been the Mudcat Tavern?], got drunk, met two 18-year old stunners, took them to a motel and made love to both of them several times.
Priest: When was your last confession?
Man: I've never been to confession before
Priest: Why not
Man:Because I'm Jewish
Priest:Why are you telling me then ?
. Man:I'm telling everyone!

Barkeep, they're throwing beermats at me again!

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