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raredance Lyr Req: Blest be the tie parodies (14) RE: Lyr Req: Blest be the tie parodies 04 Apr 03


The froggy one is in the DT

The Froggy He


Blest be the tie that binds
My collar to my shirt
For underneath its silken folds
Is half an inch of dirt

Blest be the tie that binds
My collar to my shirt
It make me look tidy
It covers my nightie
It also covers the dirt

I know that my face is no star
I know I'm not lovely by far
But then I don't mind it
Because I'm behind it
It's them that's out front gets the jar

I'd rather have eyes than a nose
I'd rather have fingers than toes
And as for my hair
I'm glad it is there
I'll be sorry when all of it goes

Blest be the tie that binds
My collar to my shirt
And cates the gravy
From my vest
And saves it for dessert.



rich r


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