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Cara Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread! (100* d) RE: Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread! 25 May 99

Timely. No offense to any rednecks.

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi Knight If:

1. You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." 2. Your Jedi robe is camouflage. 3. You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. 4. At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored. 5. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. 6. You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard. 7. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters. 8. Wookies are offended by your B.O. 9. You have ever used the force to get yourself another Bud Light so you didn't miss a NASCAR interview with any of the Allisons. 10. You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling. 11. Your father has ever said to you,"Shoot, son, come on over to the dark side ... it'll be a hoot." 12. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light. 13. You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder. 14. You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts. 15. You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window. 16. Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women. 17. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca. 18. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck. 19. You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene. 20. If you hear: "Luke, I am your father ... and your uncle." 21. If you're wife has to ask you to get the Hyperdrive motivator out of the Bathtub. 22. If when addressing the Jedi Council you use "Bubba" for more than half of them.

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