Mudcat Café Message Lyrics & Knowledge Personal Pages Record Shop Auction Links Radio & Media Kids Membership Help
The Mudcat Cafeawe



User Name Thread Name Subject Posted
GUEST,Sonja Song Challenge! - Part 90 (89* d) RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 90 03 Oct 02


Well, here's my totally politically incorrect tail tale, guaranteed to raise the feathers of the Religious Right! (And NOW, too, no doubt!)
Sonja

Emu Bird Thrill
(Or the Old Maid's Excellent Fantasy Adventure)
Parody lyrics by Sonja W. Oates
Tune: Mockingbird Hill

When the moon Monday evenin crept over the hill
And kissed my old bod' there by my window sill,
How my heart filled with rapture when I saw the sil-
Houette of that man with his Emu Bird build!

    "Ooh-la-la! Pitter-te-hee-hee!"  It gave me a thrill
    To look out of my window at that Emu Bird's Build.
    "Ooh-la-la! Pitter-te-hee-hee!" There's a piece for me still!
    I'd welcome bein' deflowered in an Emu Bird Thrill.

He'd a three-foot long neck and big eyes that could kill
And I drooled at the thought of his takin' my will!
Then I tumbled down backwards-- a nasty ol' spill! --
In my home at the thought of that Emu Bird's build.

    "Ooh-la-la! Pitter-te-hee-hee!"  It gave me a thrill
    To look out of my window at that Emu Bird's Build.
    "Ooh-la-la! Pitter-te-hee-hee!" There's a piece for me still!
    I'd welcome bein' deflowered in an Emu Bird Thrill.

Now, it's late in my years, never needed "the pill,"
And I'd not leave this life while I've 'everything'  still.
Picture me in the thighs of that cock with the quills
Doin' wrong in the moonlight, 'cause he fills the bill!

    "Ooh-la-la! Pitter-te-hee-hee!"  It gave me a thrill
    To look out of my window at that Emu Bird's Build.
    "Ooh-la-la! Pitter-te-hee-hee!" There's a piece for me still!
    I'd welcome bein' deflowered in an Emu Bird Thrill.

Just for comparison, here are the original lyrics:
Mockingbird Hill

When the sun in the morning creeps over the hill
And kisses the roses 'round my window sill,
How my heart fills with rapture when I hear the trill
Of the birds in the treetops on Mockingbird Hill!

Chorus:
"Tra-la-la, twittle-de-dee-dee,"  It gives me a thrill
To wake up in the morning to the Mockingbird's trill!
"Tra-la-la, twittle-de-dee-dee,"  There's peace and good will
You're welcome as the flowers on Mockingbird Hill.

Got a three-cornered plow and an acre to till
And a mule that I bought for a ten-dollar bill.
There's a tumble-down shack and a rusty ol' mill,
But it's my home, sweet, home up on Mockingbird Hill.

When it's late in the evening I climb up my Hill
And survey all my kingdom while everything's still,
Only me and the sky and an old whip-poor-will
Singin' songs in the twilight on Mockingbird Hill.

spelling fixed & chorus inserted by mudelf ;-)


Post to this Thread -

Back to the Main Forum Page

By clicking on the User Name, you will requery the forum for that user. You will see everything that he or she has posted with that Mudcat name.

By clicking on the Thread Name, you will be sent to the Forum on that thread as if you selected it from the main Mudcat Forum page.
   * Click on the linked number with * to view the thread split into pages (click "d" for chronologically descending).

By clicking on the Subject, you will also go to the thread as if you selected it from the original Forum page, but also go directly to that particular message.

By clicking on the Date (Posted), you will dig out every message posted that day.

Try it all, you will see.