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gargoyle Origins: Funiculi Funicula (64* d) Lyr Add: FUNICULI FUNICULA bawdy parody 16 May 99


Warping back to early adolescent memories; this one is a little more difficult to recall:

However, once again, with a refreshed memory.

Last night I stayed up late and masturbated
It felt so good
I knew it would
Last night I stayed up late and masturbated
It felt so nice
I did it twice
You should have seen me on the long strokes
It felt so neat
I used my feet
You should have seen me on the long strokes
It felt so grand
I used my hand
Splash it, dash it, down across the floor
Wrap it round the bedpost, shoot it out the door
It felt so good
I knew it would
It felt so nice
I did it twice
Some people like to fornicate
But I would rather masturbate

OR

Some people like to fuck a chick
But I would rather beat my prick
^^


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