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DonD An Open Letter from Max to GUESTS (292* d) RE: An Open Letter from Max to GUESTS 27 May 02


Missing from the generous hostess analogy is the greeting at the door: "Hello, come in to our open-house: who are you?"

To which the response is, "Never you mind who I am! Your house is ugly, your idea of interior decorating sucks, the temperature in here is too hot or cold and you'll never be able to get it right, I don't like the other people here (those who aren't ignorant are vulgar) and I don't like you especially, since I suspect that you are only having this party for secret venial reasons -- NOW where the *@#* is my dinner?! And by the way, I know where you live and you can expect me to drop in any time I damn well feel like it to raid your fridge and then complain about the contents. You can live with it, or move out of town, or -- put a lock on the door."




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