Out on the rockface climbing >
I suddenly lost my grip.>
Bad boots, loose scree, missed timing? >
Down I began to slip. >
I'm a fool, I'm an ass, I sadly thought >
As I felt my finger snap >
And no matter how many rounds I've bought >
My mates will give me crap. >
My mind raced for a way out >
To avoid their ridiculing brouhaha >
Aha, I'm just a clumsy lout >
Who got tangled in a bra.