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Guessed morris dancing jokes (7) RE: morris dancing jokes 17 Apr 02


OK someone has to ask how many Morris Men (or women if you insist) does it take to change a light bulb
Well.... only one, but the rest of the side have to get so drunk that the room turns round

OK you are driving down a 20% gradient and your brakes fail. You come to a fork in the road (bifurcation to you). On the left is a hedgehog/moggy/poodle (del as app), on the right is a Morris Man. NOW...... which way do you turn?
RIGHT
- business before pleasure!


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