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GUEST,mooman (cookieless) BS: Need Aussie jokes for a gig (48) RE: BS: Need Aussie jokes for a gig 31 Oct 01

Probably a bit rude but here goes...!

A small plane circles round in the outback and lands near a coolibah tree where two herders are sheltering from the relentless sun. A man emerges from the plane and one of the locals walks across to meet him.

"G'day mate" says the local "How can we help you?"

"Well actually my dear fellow, I'm looking for a kangaroo!" says the visitor.

"Well what'd you be wanting with a 'roo?" asks the local.

"Well my good man! I'm actually a taxidermist from London and I'd like to catch one to stuff!"

"Oh in that case..." says the herder "...there's a whole bunch of them about half a mile in that direction" pointing.

"Thank you very much indeed Sir" says the vistor and sets off promptly in the indicated direction. The local returns to his mate under the tree.

"What did he want? enquires the other.

"Oh...just some Pommie taxi driver from London...but it's OK...he's one of us!"


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