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Dan Keding Border Collie - problem with (37) RE: Border Collie - problem with 06 Feb 99


A man advertised for a typist who could also run a computer and was bilingual. After weeks of interviews he was almost ready to give up when one night as he was working late there was a scratch at the door. He opened it to find a Border Collie with the paper with the ad in his mouth. The dog dropped it pointed to the ad and woofed. "You can type," asked the man? "Woof." The dog sat down at the typewriter and did 79 words a minute, no mistakes. "You can program a computer?" "Woof." The dog sat down and was rearranging the entire inventory. "Are you bilingual too?" "Meow," said the Border Collie.

I had a Border Collie for sixteen years, a truly great dog. Now I have Jack, who is an Australian Shepherd. He's the boy. Dan


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