to john in Brisbane, the tune that is sung to (round here at least) is "Rosin the Bow".
There is a condom factory in South Kirkby in Yorkshire England that makes a condom that it sells under the brand name of "JIFFY" and yes the advert suggests that you "come in a JIFFY" (well it's funny in england)
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