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GUEST,Patrish Prize if you can guess what happened to (65* d) RE: Prize if you can guess what happened to 05 Apr 01


Eric And I left the Jug dropped Jason off and proceeded towards the motorway. Completely out of the blue, there were two horses in the middle of the road. They looked liked gypsy horses the one you see staked in fields. Eric brought the car to a halt; I rang the police to tell them (a real hazard if a car came along driving fast) so we sat with flashing lights to warn other motorists. The horses came fairly close to the car, and as I said earlier one was a girl and one was a boy……………….. and they started doing what comes naturally. I looked elsewhere, but Eric in his elegant fashioned said something like "They are having shag" (screw) It was difficult to hold much of a conversation after that!! Eric rang the police again, as about 30 mins had gone by
They moved about a bit had another shag and then wandered off towards the railway line. Although were quite big beasts, we thought we had better make an attempt to catch them in case they caused an accident on the line, so intrepid adventurers (me and eric) went after the huge beasts. They were dragging their chains behind them -it could have been something out of a ghost story – apart from the shagging. I managed to get hold of one of the chains and using every bit of strength I owned – brought the giant beast to a standstill. I could feel his hot breath on my cheek (get away eric I said)
Then the police arrived and couldn't do knots so Eric tied them up on some security fencing by some nice grass. We were thanked and went home a bit muddier, but enriched for the experience.
Patrish x


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