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Michael in Swansea St. Patrick's Week Jokes (88* d) RE: St. Patrick's Week Jokes 15 Mar 01

Paddy's house burnt down and he died in the fire. He was very badly burned so the mortician needed the body to be identified. Seamus and Sean, Paddy's two best friends were called for. Seamus went in and the mortician pulled the sheet back "To be sure" said Seamus "He's badly burned, can you turn him over?" So the mortician turned the body over, Seamus looked and said "No that's not Paddy" Sean went in and looked "He's badly burned to be sure, can you turn him over?" The mortician turned the body over, Sean looked "No that's not Paddy". The mortician asked how they were both sure it wasn't Paddy. "Well you see" said Sean "Paddy had two arseholes" "What do you mean?" asked the mortician "Two arseholes?" "Well" said Sean "Every time we went into town everyone said "Here comes Paddy with them two arseholes"


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