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Donuel Mad Magazine parodies (369* d) RE: Mad Magazine parodies 09 Oct 21


Shortages, supply chains, and manufactured hate = this feels like a challenging upcoming Christmas.

Trump nuts boasting that they opened fire
Proud boys wearing battle clothes
Big lie theories being sung by a choir
And folks fighting as in puppet shows

Everybody knows Fox News sees a war that grows
will help to make their season right
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Trump's on his way
He's loaded lots of guns and cronies on his sleigh
And every mother's child is gonna sigh
that a war is worse than getting high

So, I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-five
Although it's been said many times, many ways
We feel sorry for you.

You did not start this stupid hate
You don't deserve this hateful fate
And while your folks might even kill
We know that it was never your wish or will.

Trump nuts boasting that they opened fire
Proud boys wearing battle clothes
Big lie theories being sung by a choir
And folks fighting as in puppet shows

And so, I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to four or five
Although it's been said, many times, by default
We are sorry, We are sorry
This was never, your fault


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