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Big Al Whittle Worst song you have ever heard? (111* d) RE: Worst song you have ever heard? 04 May 21

If you took the tune of the verse of Turkey in the Straw, and changed toilet to john:-

Oh you take your guns
And flush 'em down the john.
Then you pull the chain until you see they're gone.
Hand grenades, and bullets and yer flame throwers too
Take them all and flush 'em down the loo

Weapons in the crapper!
Headin' for the sewer
They won't hurt no one no more
When you finish - sit there on your rump
Celebratin' what you done with a great big dump!

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