Boris: We are having Christmas. It would be inhuman not to. Scientists: We can't really, the NHS would melt down in January. Boris: Oh, shit. How can I back out now then? Scientists: Well, there is a new varient that transmits quicker.. Boris: Yes, yes! We'll use that excuse. Political advisers: Errrr, we are not sure that is a good id.... Boris: Course it is. I can't see anything wrong with it. Sorry nation.?? I have had news. We have a super spreading virus and have to shut everything. Macron: Is that right, Boris? Boris: Yes, it is. We are sooooo contagious I had no choice but to cancel Christmas. Macron (and the rest of the EU): In that case we have to shut all our borders. Boris: oh fu....
|