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Little Hawk BS: The Mother of all BS threads (59138* d) RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads 08 Mar 19


Oh, it's boasting time, eh? Okay, let's hear from Shane:

"I started drinkin' right after they cut the flippin' umbillical cord, eh? I can out-flippin'-drink any man in North-flippin' America and not even get tipsy! Currage is my middle name. First time I got arrested was for petty theft when I was, like, 6 years old, eh? I been in jail at least 800 times, but who's keepin' count? All women want to be with me becoz I am the flippin' MAN! All men wish they was me...except for my fliphead idiot brother, Don. He is too stupid to know what a flippin' looser he is compared to, like, me, eh? I am famous all over the land as the coolest, the baddest, and the best! I am Irish Canadian and my antsesters came from Dangle which is in Ireland. We was always natural leaders there, eh? But people got jellous, so the flipheads driven us out back in the 1800's, and we been spreadin' all over the flippin' world ever since. One day I will go back there and get elecketed maire by flippin' acclamitization. I do not fear man nor beest and will face anyone in a chuggin' contest and flippin' DISTROY them!!! Look in the flippin' mirror, bolthole. What you see there is nothin' compared to ME. Nothin'. You wish you was ME but you never will be becoz I am the flippin' NAZ!" - Shane


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