Hey, Rap?

When I flex my muscles, the mountains tremble in fear. Birds burst into rapturous song when I walk by, and flowers instantly bloom on frozen plants even in the dead of winter, awakened by the power of my grace. I was wrong only once in my life...at age 19, when I underrated my abilities as being "almost godlike". My mistake in that case, of course, was that I included the word "almost". My glorious achievements are so well known that I won't trouble you by listing them. In any case, it would take several weeks just to type them all out, and I don't believe in boasting or making an ostentatious show of myself. My modesty, indeed, is just one among my many sterling qualities which place me well above the mundane level of ordinary mortals such as yourself.