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Georgiansilver BS: Give us your bad poems (41) RE: BS: Give us your bad poems 28 Nov 16


Mrs Brown had a wayward parrot, A pretty young thing called Flo.
Who was always swearing and talking, in sexual innuendo.
Mrs Brown went for tea at the Pastors, One Sunday evening last year.
Where she saw his old parrot praying and it gave her a clever idea.
She asked the Pastor at tea time, ''Can I borrow your old parrot, Rex,
To try to influence my parrot Flo, who thinks of nothing but sex.''
She took Rex home the same evening, He prayed all the way in the car.
She was really impressed by the old bird, whose manners outshone Flos' by far.
But when she put him in Flos' cage, She realised her greatest fears.
Flo said ''Do you want some Rex''? and Rex yelled.
''I've been praying for this for years''!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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