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GUEST,LEJ B.S.: Unsolicited Mudcat Testimonials! (101* d) RE: B.S.: Unsolicited Mudcat Testimonials! 18 Jan 01


Peter, when you are in earnest, you are definitely in ernest

Giacomo- We must haste home. I fear some dire consequence hangs on this night, should I not come quickly to my computer!

Bonguano- What pricks thy heels to such sharp report? Only a PC? Thou might conclude thy round of Command and Conquer in the morning, when jocund day stands tip-toe in the petunias, peering through the window at the naked, blushing dawn!

Gia.- 'Tis not the computer itself that hurries me, Bonguano, but a certain fish that lurks within the still pool of the glistening screen.

Bon.- Ha! What manner of fish doth so disport itself for thy pleasure? Methinks it be one who does not bite the bait, but baits thee with its bytes?

Gia.- Thou speakst true, Bonguano, for this fish is the very Mudcat that swims the depths of the cyber stream and is not caught, but catches those who pursue him.

Bon.- Then methinks he is a most dangerous fish indeed!

Gia.- Not so, for he doth, in catching fisherman, bless them with such worthy thoughts and music that they would not be free of him!

Bon.- Then, my friend, I myself shall be a fisherman for this fish!

Gia.- Then count thee, and me, among those upon the stringer!

(in laughter, they exit stage right)


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