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Mingulay Dirty/rude verses or parodies of tune (42) RE: Dirty/rude verses or parodies of tune 09 Dec 15


British Grenadiers

Some die of drinking water and some of drnking beer,
Some die of constipation and some of diorrehea,
But of all the world's diseases there's none that can compare,
To the drip, drip. drip of a syphillictic prick and they call it gonorhhea.

I like the girls who say they do and the girls who say they don't,
I like the girls who say they will and the girls who say they won't,
But of all the girls I like the best I may be wrong or right,
Are the girls who say they never will but look as though they might.


Rule Brittania

Rule the tanner two tanners make a bob,
King George never, never ever shaved his knob.

Tune name unknown

The sexual life of the camel is stranger than anyone thinks,
At the height of the mating season he tries to bugger the Sphinx,
But the Sphinx's anular sphinctus is filled with the sands of the Nile,
Which accounts for the hump on the camel and the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.


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