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Pete Jennings BS: First Joke Thread of 2014 (187* d) RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2014 04 Jan 14

The foreman notices that Chan, normally a happy Hong-Kong-Chinese guy with a big smile on his face, has been looking a bit down for a few days. So, he takes him aside and says "I sometimes get a bit downcast as well, but I find that if I go home at lunchtime and make love with my wife, I cheer up pretty quickly. Maybe you ought to try that".

Chan nods and checks his watch. A bit later he leaves work and returns after an hour, with a really big smile on his face.

"Well,", says the foreman, "what d'you think?"

Chan ponders and replies:

"You have lovely home".

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