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Suzy Sock Puppet BS: In Hell (64* d) RE: BS: In Hell 25 Sep 13

Eliza, don't be silly. There's no hardware or software in heaven. All communication is telepathic - words, images, music. So obviously, there are no irons either. Garments never become soiled or wrinkled in the first place so there is no need for washing or ironing.

In hell, we must do the devil's clothes and those of his entourage. Everything must be washed and pressed, much of it dry cleaned! The devil is very meticulous, has clean fingernails and smells good. He is very handsome. Trust me, he could never get people to do half the shit he gets them to do if he had eyes like that fiend in Rosemary's Baby.

And yes, the Morris dancers are in heaven because in heaven there is such entertainment. They are bloody drunken fools, dirty and sweaty and inclined to beat down anyone who threatens their turf. They are not at all as well behaved as people think nowadays. That's a very toned down version of their antics.

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