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GUEST,Musket curious BS: Militant atheism has become a religion (1552* d) RE: BS: Militant atheism has become a religion 06 Aug 13


Take it out of the collection plate. That seems to be the traditional way of dealing with the local law.

Don't worry about the Astra. Plenty just like that up there. Just turn the c into an o with a felt tip. No probs. A fiver folded behind your driving licence is the going rate up there should you be asked to produce it.

If all else fails say you are impotent and all seeing. Frighten the buggers into either prostration or giving you a blanket and a hot cup of tea.

Alternatively, ring an anonymous tip off describing pete or Goofus. I think someone's ship is out of port so can't pin it on him. He's been quiet lately and has a truce with me for that matter.




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