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framus BS: First Joke Thread of 2012 (193* d) RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2012 21 May 12


Weeping child presents himself at the Customer Care counter in a big store.
"I've lost my Mum" he wailed.
"Oh!" said the concerned lady, "What's she like?"
After a little thought he replies "Vodka and big dicks."

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TRUE story like the baseball one above.
During a lull in proceedings at a cricket match, the commentator helpfully advised his listeners, "And the batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willie."


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