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Mike in Brunswick BS: First Joke Thread of 2012 (193* d) RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2012 28 Jan 12


Guy walks into a bar carrying a box. Inside the box is a little man, about a foot long, playing a tiny piano. He puts the box on the bar and orders a beer. The bartender hears the music coming from the box and asks what's up. The guy says. "Well, I was walking along the beach when all of a sudden a genie pops up and grants me one wish. I was pretty surprised and I had to think fast, but I managed to come up with a wish. But just when I was telling him what it was, a big wave crashed against some nearby rocks. I guess I didn't speak loud enough or enunciate properly, because he misunderstood me. Anyway, hear I am, stuck with a twelve inch pianist."

Mike


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