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GUEST,Patrish Post-Llanstock (104* d) RE: Post-Llanstock 16 Oct 00


First off I have to say that i had a smashing time and it was great to meet you all and terrible to have to say goodbye. A great big thank you to Bron. I also wasnt to thank the people from Llandfair for all their kindness. Now I expect you want to know the grim details.....
In a previous incarnation I was an exotic dancer. I just couldn't control myself being in the company of such manly beauty(Skipjack, Sam and Bill) So I reverted to type, got me kit off and offered the lads a bit of entertainment. I of course expected them to be gentlemen and remain quiet, how wrong was I. I must admit to being an outright slapper
Now for the truth
The lads got ready for bed and I was tired as a newt and could not face trying to undress in the toilet - no room to manoever especially for one who was not as steady on her pins as I was. So I sat patiently on the bed. When it was lights out and before their eyes became accustom to the dark, I took all my kit off and put my green tartan nightie on, I may well have staggered and this may have been interpreted as exotic movement. I would also like to inform you that I am not trying to outdo the man from sparta with the wind expertise - As I got into my sleeping bag the noise that woke that town of Llanfair did not come out of my bottom, it was the zip on my sleeping bag - OK
"the best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt by the heart" All of you that I met touched me heart
Lots of love to you all
Patrish


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