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Willie-O BS: Ever been kicked by a cow? (56* d) RE: BS: Ever been kicked by a cow? 12 Jun 11


Cows are really dumb. They won't come in out of the rain, and when the sun comes out afterwards, THEN they go into the barn.

However they can be cunning. My experience was that they know about steel-toed boots, so they step on your foot behind the toe. Ouch.

In my youth I worked awhile on a farm with a herd of ornery Highlands. Kept my distance. Don't think one ever connected with my tender parts. It's the horns you watch for.

Sometimes in the barn they moo in perfect harmony. What are the odds of that being random?

W-O


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