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Elise Limericks, anyone? [5] (112* d) RE: Limericks, anyone? 09 Oct 00


For blue whales Spaw's pecker's too short At six feet, they would merely snort For when they play ball it creates quite a squall It takes eight feet for that sport!

The reason I know of this fact Is a marine biology professor who was cracked His question on a test Left us quite impressed With bizarre information my head is packed.

A jar on his desk entitled "elephant sperm" Made his students all giggle and squirm Albumin and tadpoles within Not designed for an elephant quim Made for an interesting term


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