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MarkS BS: It wasn't that long ago (14) RE: BS: It wasn't that long ago 24 Jan 11


This from last summer -
Crossing the border into Canada from New York I stopped at the duty free shop and bought a case of my friends favorite beer.
At customs, the agent asked me if I had anything to declare. Yup, answered Mr. Honesty, got a case of beer in the back.
Agent then asks me if it was for me.
Nope, answered Mr. Honesty, its for my friend who having a party.
Agent then tells me that the only way I can import beer into Canada is if it is for my own use.
He then touched the side of his nose, and said, "I'll ask again. Is that beer for you?"
"Yup, sure is."
"Enjoy your visit in Canada, Sir!"


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