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GUEST,Neil D Song Challenge! 2.0 - Fit 8 (37) RE: SONG CHALLENGE! 2.0 - Fit 8 28 Sep 10

There's a cross-eyed bear
With shaggy black hair
Who goes by the name of Gladly

Seen dancing the hula
Outside of Missoula
And otherwise behaving quite badly

At this time of year
When autumn is near
And bears are grown all fat and sassy

This particular bear
Went out on a tear
And had a go at faithful old Lassie

Bears usually don't eat
Tough collie meat
This bear was just an old meany

But that Montana housewife
With no fear for her life
Attacked with her foot-long zucchini

Now Gladly has fled
Being bonked on the head
His eyes are now permanently crossed

He was almost a rug
Nearly SQUASHED like a bug
His battle with produce quite lost

He ran off all surly
To hibernate early
And dream away his momentous scare

Just one final word
Now you all have just heard
About Gladly the Cross-eyed Bear

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