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Owlkat Lyr/Chords: Wonderful World of Sex (Michael Smith) (14) Lyr/Chords Add: WONDERFUL WORLD OF SEX (M. Smith) 17 Sep 00


Hi,
Oh, so now it's chords you want. Nag, nag. Okay, here goes.

C C7
I could learn to read Vietnamese by myself
F Fm
And I could even teach it to my good dog Ralph C A
And I could learn to read you every book on the shelf
D G
And I could read your future like the Oracle of Delph-i
C C7
I could identify any flower by it's colour
F Fm
And I could swim as fast as Johnny Weismuller
C A
But I could never learn to get along without you baby
D G C
Don't you run away from me 'cause I sure dig sex

E7
You can get love from your Momma or your Pappa
Am
You can get hot from tortillas and lasagna
E7
You can get steam from a turkish or a sauna
D G
But you get all three when you make it with me
G
Baby.....

C C7
I must admit it gets me in the solar plexus
F Fm
When I think about the differences there are in the sexes
C A
Pizza and beer are neat.
D G
But when you get right down to it, it just can't compete
C C7
With good old double-s-e-double-x
F Fm
It's camper than Batman and bigger than Texas and
C A
You're concave and I'm convexus
D G C
Welcome to the world of sex

E7
Do I want you, is the Pope catholic
Am
Do I love you, is a rubber band elastic
E7
Do I need you, is the atom Bomb drastic
D7 G
Let's be heterosexually
C C7
Entwined, we fit like a Hong Kong suit dear,
F Fm
I dig you more than I dig root beer
C A
Big green peas need a big green pod
D G
And I'm just a sittin' here needin' your bod
C C7
So why dont' we go walkin' through fields of clover
F Fm
Then lie down and kinda talk things over
C A
You never know what's going to happen next
D G C
In the wonderful world of...sex.



There. Can I have my jello now? Owl.


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