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Owlkat Lyr/Chords: Wonderful World of Sex (Michael Smith) (14) Lyr Add: WONDERFUL WORLD OF SEX (Michael Smith) 17 Sep 00


I could learn to read Vietnamese by myself
And I could even teach it to my good dog Ralph
And I could learn to read you every book on the shelf
And I could read your future like the Oracle of Delph-i
I could identify any flower by it's colour
And I could swim as fast as Johnny Weismuller
But I could never learn to get along without you baby
Don't you run away from me 'cause I sure dig sex

You can get love from your Momma or your Pappa
You can get steam from tortillas and lasagna
You can get steam from a turkish or a sauna
But you get all three when you make it with me

I must admit it gets me in the solar plexus
When I think about the differences there are in the sexes
Pizza and beer are neat.
But when you get right down to it, it just can't compete
With good old double-s-e-double-x
It's camper than Batman and bigger than Texas and
You're concave and I'm convexus
Welcome to the world of sex

Do I want you, is the Pope catholic
Do I love you, is a rubber band elastic
Do I need you, is the Bomb drastic
Let's be heterosexually
Entwined, we fit like a Hong Kong suit dear,
I dig you more than I dig root beer
Little green peas need a big green pod
And I'm just a sittin' here needin' your bod
So why dont' we go walkin' through fields of clover
Then lie down and kinda talk things over
You never know what's going to happen next
In the wonderful world

You mean this one by Chicago's Micheal Smith and performed by Steve Goodman at the Karma Coffee House in Montreal in 1972?
You're welcome.

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