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GUEST,bernieandred Corny Music Hall Jokes (43) Corny Music Hall Jokes 02 Sep 10

We've got a "Good Old Days" ggig coming up & I'm trying to remember some of those old chestnuts, which, hopefully, most of the audience members will shout out the punchline.
So far I've remembered......
I say I say I say, my wife's gone to the West Indies. Jamaica? No she went of her own accord. boom boom!
I'd like to bu some talcumn powder. Walk this way sir.
If I walked that way I wouldn't need the talcumn powder.
Can any one help with any others?

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