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astro BS: 2nd joke thread of 2009 (185* d) RE: BS: 2nd joke thread of 2009 02 Dec 09

The doctor was sitting there ready to write a prescription, so he reached into his breast pocket to get his pen when all he found was a rectal thermometer.

"Sh*t!", He exclaimed, "some asshole has my pen"!

A joke told to me by my doctor after we discussed new ways to measure a person's temperature. My doctor demonstrated the new ear sensor that uses infrared to measure temperature. He exclaimed that this was a real boon to doctors, especially for kids, then he told me the joke...

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