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GUEST,Pierre Le Chapeau limericks [10] (79* d) RE: limericks 01 Oct 09

There was a young man called Sawn.
Who tripped on the eadge of the Lawn.
His knees went snap.
His Back went Crack.
And he regretted the day he was born.

There once was a Harlot from Crewe.
Who filled her Virgina with Glue.
She said with a grin,
If you pay to get in.
You can pay to get out of it too.

There was a young lady from Nod.
Who was promised a baby from God.
It was not the Almight,
Who poked her that night...?
It was the Vicar The filthy Old Sod

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