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Elise Lyr Req: When Celia was Learning (20) Lyr Add: WHEN MY DAME A-HEDGING GOES 01 Aug 00


Alan, you asked for it, you got it. You may be sorry someday. This is from memory, so forgive me if it ain't perfect:

When ere my dame a hedging goes
she gets a little prick between her toes
a little prick between, a little prick between,
she gets a little prick between her toes

And then alas she loudly cries
for the anguish spreads above her thighs
her thighs, her thighs
above her thighs, above her thighs

And every remedy I can obtain
is not enough to ease her pain
is not enough, is not enough
to ease her pain to ease her pain.

So, in short, a little prick between her thighs is not enough to ease her pain. A real tough customer sez I. Some people are never satisfied.


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