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John O'L BS: 5th Joke thread of 2008! (149* d) RE: BS: 5th Joke thread of 2008! 11 Oct 08

A platoon of Aussie soldiers were patrolling north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an Australian soldier in a similar but less serious state.
The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the Platoon Leader asked the injured Australian what had happened.
The soldier reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.'
We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved.
He yelled back that Kevin Rudd is a bureaucratic, good-for-nothing, right wing labor dickhead who knows bugger all about running the country.'
'So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian and acts like one too!'
He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Julia Gillard!'
'And so there we were, in the middle of the road, laughing and chatting away when a truck hit us.'

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